cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

dambucky:

this twitter account gives me life

tagged: ♡bad mcr fics 
danhowellsbitch:

Wait… Hold on… IS THAT THE SWAGGY IRONIC LEATHER HAT FROM DAY IN THE LIFE THAT HE SAID HE WOULDNT BUY WHAT

danhowellsbitch:

Wait… Hold on… IS THAT THE SWAGGY IRONIC LEATHER HAT FROM DAY IN THE LIFE THAT HE SAID HE WOULDNT BUY WHAT

tagged: ♡dan 

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

I just want to lay down next to you with our legs intertwined. I want to look into your beautiful brown eyes that i sure as hell would get lost in. I want to trace my fingertips across your skin. I want to talk about the world with you. I want to stroke my fingers through your hair and i just want to kiss you. I want to let you know how much I love you.
her (via cxlifornians) ←

tagged: ♡him 
Anonymous asked: doot doot

teamfreekickass:

Listen very closely. If you doot one more time, I will hunt you down. Through snow, rain, and scorching sun. I will track you. I will find you. Your ass won’t even have time to get away because I’m that good. I will find you and I won’t kill you. Oh no. I’ll take you away from everyone you love, you slimy little bitch. When I finally have you, I will lock you in a room, a nice room, nothing like a dark basement. But I will keep you in solitary confinement for weeks. After that time, I will sneak into the room one night and slowly saw at you with a butter knife. I will do so to all of your limbs till they are gone. Then I will get you a puppy as an apology present, but you can not pet the puppy or move. The puppy will lick you to death. ONLY if you utter one more doot. 

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

worsethannicotineoops:

have you ever just looked back at your tumblr and been like what the fuck

neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

exquisitekoi:

drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

a metaphor

exquisitekoi:

drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

a metaphor